Upon reviewing a patient's History and Physical from this admission, this is what he said to the doctors about the reason he came to the Emergency Department:
"I feel like I was shot at and missed, s**t at and HIT!!!"
Don't we all feel like that sometimes? I laughed so hard I thought I was going to pee my pants!! Just the mental image alone causes tears to come to my eyes.
Thought you guys would appreciate the humor.