A local cop stops a man for running a red light The guy is a real jerk and comes running back to the officer. The violator demands to know why he is being harassed by the Gestapo! So the officer calmly tells him of the red light violation. The "Motorist" instantly goes on a tirade, questioning the officer's ancestry, sexual orientation, etc., in rather explicit terms. The officer, being a
professional, takes it all in stride, figuring "Battleship mouth and Rowboat Ass".
The tirade goes on without the cop saying anything.
When he gets done with writing the ticket he puts an "AH" in the lower right corner of the ticket. He then hands it to the "Violator" The guy reads the ticket angrily, points to the "AH" and demands to know what it stands for. The officer then removes his sunglasses , gets in the middle of the guy's face and says , "That's so when we go to court, I'll remember you're an A**hole!"
A month later they are in court. The "Violator" has such a bad record he is about to lose his license and has hired an attorney to represent him. On the
stand the officer testifies to seeing the man run the red light. Under cross examination the defense attorney asks; "Officer is this a reasonable facsimile
of the ticket you issued my client?"
Officer responds, "Yes sir, this is the defendants copy, same number at the bottom as the original."
Attorney: "Officer, is there any particular marking or notation on this ticket you don't normally make?"
Officer: "Yes sir, in the lower right corner of the ticket there is an 'AH', underlined."
Attorney: "What does the 'AH' stand for, Officer?"
Officer: "Aggressive and Hostile, Sir."
Attorney: "Aggressive and Hostile?"
Officer: "Yes Sir."
Attorney: "Officer,,,, Are you sure it doesn't stand for A**hole?"
Officer: "Well Sir, You know your client better than I do!"
(again taken from GlockTalk)
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